Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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PensFanInDC wrote:whatevs

spare canaan

annoy c2i
relantel wrote:someone has to be the last vote. annoy c2i
I think you're safe either way.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Limit reached... write-up coming sometime :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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tfrizz wrote:Limit reached... write-up coming sometime :pop:
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canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Kicksave wrote:
canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:
canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:
canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Beerman is about to pass me on the big board...
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:
canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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"Hey! That's the guy that gave Jersey Shore a bad review!", yelled Mike Babcock (Senka). "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!", Phelps cried out.

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There are now 14 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
4. slappybrown (Saddam Hussein)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
6. mac5155 (Adam Graves)
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12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
13. Zarovich (Mark Madden)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)
17. thehockeyguru (Bruce Boudreau)
18. PensFanInDC (Ben Roethlisberger)
20. JoseCuervo (Jim Rome)


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It is now Night 4. RPs please send your PMs to myself, npv708, and newarenanow. The time limit is 8pm.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Troy Loney wrote:
Kicksave wrote:
canaan wrote:this thread is now about post count boosting.


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Beerman is about to pass me on the big board...
:scared:

and I'm not even in this game

:scared: :scared:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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hes not even in the game :scared:

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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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canaan wrote:hes not even in the game :scared:

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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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PensFanInDC wrote:
canaan wrote:hes not even in the game :scared:

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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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i really wish i had more time to play this game because it looks fun.. but so far every time i've checked in it's been night time for the most part.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Unless nan can do it, don't expect a writeup anytime soon. I'll get it tonight and leave the thread open for the weekend. No time limits, but feel free to vote and send pms if necessary.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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A note to the above post, Im really out of it right now and have a ton of work to get done before I go to bed...unless nan does it I'll try and get it sometime soon.

Sorry for the delay guys. If you haven't sent your pms, feel free to until the writeup cometh.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Also like to add my apologies. I'm out of town until Sunday night, so I'm not much help at the moment.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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i'll add that i just went out for a night on the town... so I cant understand a writeup even if it came.

have a nice weekend guys.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Broadcasting from Florida...tough to check in when I am at the pool drinking all day/golfing :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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+awesome game is awesome+
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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shafnutz05 wrote:Broadcasting from Florida...tough to check in when I am at the pool drinking all day/golfing :pop:
with guys no doubt :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

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Zarovich wrote:
shafnutz05 wrote:Broadcasting from Florida...tough to check in when I am at the pool drinking all day/golfing :pop:
with guys no doubt :pop:
He brought his work home with him?