*** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***

[TheHammer24]

Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.

[columbia]

Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.

I think it's too late and I'm sorry if it is my fault for starting a bandwagon.

[TheHammer24]

Ugh. Boo. That was fun while it lasted. Hopefully, I'm right about Rylan as red, so I can at least say that I had an impact on the game.

[TheHammer24]

Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.

I think it's too late and I'm sorry if it is my fault for starting a bandwagon.

Yeah, it was. Rats! And yes, you started the bandwagon

[Rylan]

lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

[ExPatriatePen]

lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

He could always hang a poster from "pulp fiction" above his desk.

[columbia]

Doc: can we still talk until the writeup happens?

[DocEmrick]

Yep.

[count2infinity]

Doc: can we still talk until the writeup happens?

i don't see why not...

[TheHammer24]

lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

In what sense? I.e. make friends with other players as the game progressed? I knew I was playing too aggressive from the start, but I had read before hand that the new posters that aren't gunshy seem to do best. I probably took it too far.

[DocEmrick]

You got about 35 seconds till I'm done with formatting

[Rylan]

lol i am just messing with you TH. aggressive makes things fun.

[DocEmrick]

Day 2

TheHammer, stood next to the defense table in the villages court. As Judge Ritalin slammed the gavel on his final sentencing, the court clammored, as the baliff called for order.



Hammer exited, another case in the books. He had successfully got all charges against his client dismissed, after fudging pregnancy test results. This case involved several villagers, including Rylan, columbia, IE and the local hotel staff.

He thumbed through his contacts on his Blackberry, to dial up the law firm's top escort service. It was time for celebration that night.

As he did, he noticed that a large portion of the village had begun to surround him.

TheHammer24: Hey guys...what uh...what can I do for you?

ExPatriatePen: Ya no good liberal lying lawyer.

TheHammer24: Excuse me, excuse me sir. This country -

Hammer goes off on a rant about procedural law, rhetorically repeating the legal process of right to information, justice and due process.

After nearly an eight minute epic speech...

TheHammer24: And in conclusion, these truths are evident amongst all of the villagers. I am innocent, and hereby stand by every word I've said, willing to testify on the Bible in front of my peers in a court of law.

The villagers look around, suddenly questioning whether or not they should be doing this to Hammer.

EPP stands up. He extends a hand to TheHammer24.

EPP: Well, you've convinced me.

Spoiler:

A gunshot rings out, and Hammer is dead. EPP slinks slowly back into the villagers, who surround the fallen corpse.

TheHammer24 was a good little boy.

Spoiler:

The Good Little Boys & Girls

1. columbia
2. Rylan
3. redwill
4. relantel
5. Benny Fitz - A good little boy
6. newarenanow
7. MWB - The Grinch's Henchman
8. mac5155
9. beerman
10. ulf - A good little boy
11. TheHammer24 - A good little boy
12. ExPatriatePen
13. Hockeynut!
14. Krafster
15. IrishEyes
16. count2infinity

It is now Night 3. No talking please. Send PM's to DocEmrick.

[DocEmrick]

Night 3

Ho Ho Ho! was heard coming from Krafster's chimney.

Snoring was coming from Krafster.



Fast asleep in his favorite arm chair, Krafster had previously taken a new wonder drug that accidentally made him stay up for 4 days straight. Hallucinating that a four headed dragon was at his door, Krafster had fallen asleep nearly 3 days ago.

Soot, and ash fell out of the unused chimney, as somebody came tumbling down.



Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Meerrry Chri - what the f-

Santa trailed off, as Krafster rolled over, continuing to snore. Santa left a few presents, than climbed the chimney. As he climbed out and back towards his sleigh...

Spoiler:

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A man screaming something in Russian came over a loudspeaker. Santa dropped his bag of gifts, as the chopper began to unload.

Children from the village had amassed, and watched as Santa was shredded by the Hind D.

Of course...the village took of Santa's beard, revealing that he was actually...

Spoiler:

Rylan - Santa Claus, Keeper of "The List" with the ability to check "The List" to see who's good/bad

Indeed it was a dark...dark day...

Spoiler:

The Good Little Boys & Girls

1. columbia
2. Rylan - Santa Claus, Keeper of "The List", seer
3. redwill
4. relantel
5. Benny Fitz - A good little boy
6. newarenanow
7. MWB - The Grinch's Henchman
8. mac5155
9. beerman
10. ulf - A good little boy
11. TheHammer24 - A good little boy
12. ExPatriatePen
13. Hockeynut!
14. Krafster
15. IrishEyes
16. count2infinity

It is now Day 3.

[columbia]

Don't you mean Day 3?

[DocEmrick]

Yup

[DocEmrick]

Lmao, you can discuss at your leisure.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Canaan killed everyone?

[DocEmrick]

It would appear so.

[IrishEyes]

****. I took a gamble... and lost it.

[columbia]

I certainly wasn't expecting that huge bandwagon on my TH24 votes, but got spooked at the end.
I changed my vote to c2i, but it was too late....However, I still think c2i is red.
He's giving off a real baddie vibe.

give a Nickelback CD to c2i

[DocEmrick]

Day 3 Vote Count

1 - c2i (columbia)

[count2infinity]

didn't know arguing with you about statistics was a baddie vibe... lol

[Hockeynut!]

I agree with columbia.

Nickelback CDs to c2i[/quote]

[DocEmrick]

Day 3 Vote Count

2 - c2i (columbia, Hockeynut!)