*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:50 pm

Pipes Hochuli wrote:fwiw, npv is the one who lead me to LITT, if y'all remember. page 102 if ya don't.

why i dont think npv isanything at all.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:51 pm

for mac unsalt danh

lynch salt troy

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:51 pm

PensFanInDC wrote:Canaan threw my under the bus for a few rounds. Plus if I was the alpha, I would have converted him.

salt canaan

i still think youve voting safely in slugs to clear your name, and i hope canaan picks you over SS tonight.

Post by **the wicked child** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:52 pm

Lol. Mod owned.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:52 pm

TroyLoney - 6 - Senka, Wicked, PFIDC, DanH, Jays, Mac'nChelz
DanH - 3 - NPV, SolidSnake, Jwie

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:53 pm

the wicked child wrote:Lol. Mod owned.

lol i was thinking it. you were postin it.

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:53 pm

Did I really type lynch again.. :face:

npv708 · Post by **npv708** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:54 pm

Well, I see it like this I'm going to switch my vote from DanH to Troy. If Senka is right and Troy is a slug, I'll go from there. If Senka is wrong and Troy isn't a slug, I know who needs to be next.

unsalt DanH
salt Troy

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:55 pm

I'm driving down I-99 gimme a break lol

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:00 pm

TroyLoney - 7 - Senka, Wicked, PFIDC, DanH, Jays, Mac'nChelz, npv
DanH - 2 - SolidSnake, Jwie

anyone wanna nail the coffin shut?

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:01 pm

before the final vote, who you killin tonight Canaan? Im saying PFiDC. idk other suggestions. but whos it gonna be.

npv708 · Post by **npv708** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:02 pm

Senka wrote:before the final vote, who you killin tonight Canaan? Im saying PFiDC. idk other suggestions. but whos it gonna be.

danH

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:03 pm

npv708 wrote:
Senka wrote:before the final vote, who you killin tonight Canaan? Im saying PFiDC. idk other suggestions. but whos it gonna be.
danH

im against this, but whats canaan think? im with whoev he likes. hes been on fire lately, and i cant argue with that.

Pipes Hochuli · Post by **Pipes Hochuli** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:08 pm

salt troy

i'm leaving work now, will be back later tonight for good.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:09 pm

awesome sauce.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:09 pm

corvi has the write up.

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:09 pm

So senka = sexta eh,, I had a hunch which Is y I voted with u lately

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:09 pm

writeup en route

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:10 pm

mac5155 wrote:So senka = sexta eh,, I had a hunch which Is y I voted with u lately

lol all this time i thought i was in disguise. lol i suck at being secretive

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:13 pm

The election results are in: the Mayor will not be serving a second term. Instead of moving to higher office or getting a sweet book deal, he will have 100lbs of salt dumped on him. But before they could close in on him at City Hall, Troy Loney dropped a smoke bomb and disappeared (I’ve been watching “Batman: The Animated Series” on DVD and that seems to happen a lot). Fortunately, a curious villager, upon liberating the Mayor’s Hut of its worldly possessions, found a letter from a Chinese “Massage” expert now living in Bangkok. The villagers all looked at each other and decided it was time to take this salt show on the road. After a long plane ride they all decided to take in a few sights before dealing with their wayward politician.

So here’s a detailed explanation of what each remaining villager did that day:

[CENSORED]

The tale of missing kidneys and tranny herbalists will have to wait for an R rated LGP board. So for now, whatever happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok, including the dissolved goo of Mayor and lil Slooger, Troy Loney. The bill for the hotel was charged to bhaw, along with the cleanup costs for monkey urine and the unicycle tracks.

Village of Shortbusistan, NIGHT 12
There are 14 Villagers Left:

canaan
Dan H
jaysmiter
jwienand
mac5155
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a lil Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10
Juice, a Lil Slooger, was salt cannoned to death by the village on Day 10
Jose Cuervo, a regular villager, was dismembered then drowned on Night 11
Troy Loney, the Mayor AND lil Slooger, was [CENSORED] on Day 11

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1 Alpha Slug
1 Lil' Sloogers

10 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 NOM NOM Bird

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ALPHA SLUG, DEVOUR WHO?
MANDUCA SEXTA, COCOON WHERE?
NOM NOM BIRD, YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR 1 NOM!

EDIT: Spell Fial

npv708 · Post by **npv708** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:14 pm

woot!!!

npv708 · Post by **npv708** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:15 pm

nice call Senka!

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:15 pm

npv708 wrote:woot!!!

good switch. ill remember your help

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:17 pm

the coolest part is the alpha is still alive.

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:20 pm

boom! headshot. nice work

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