~~ WWE Wars Game Thread ~~

[slappybrown]

lololololololololol @ mac for screwing his role up, crying that he didn't like it, then coming back and wondering why people want him deaded.

[relantel]

pin mac. Let's get this game moving.

[shafnutz05]

writeup coming

[Letang Is The Truth]

SCARED

[shafnutz05]

WWE Creative had finally found the perfect role for mac5155. Right at the start of the pay-per-view, he was going to dramatically come out of the rafters on a zipline, while proclaiming his opponent’s doom into the microphone. Everything had been set up meticulously. The intimidating entrance, the light show…it was going to be fantastic. The WWE superstars and universe eagerly anticipated the arrival of their new star.

Unfortunately, despite the planning, things went horribly awry. For starters, mac came out of the rafters upside down after he accidentally got himself turned around in the harness. What the hell is this idiot doing, Vince thought to himself. Then, he inexplicably started babbling in strange tongues: “Nerfferttt thgwfff babababababa pork chop sandwiches!! James K Polk!”. As the locker room looked on in disbelief, they realized this performance was making a mockery of the event. They realized what they had to do. And Malkamaniac was only too happy to pull the lever.

At this, mac’s harness became detached, and he fell 70 feet to the mat. Hitting the turnbuckle face first, he was dead on impact. The crowd cheered wildly as his corpse was scraped off the mat and put in the dumpster to be taken to the back.

mac5155 was

Spoiler:

the anonymous RAW GM

21 players remain:

Spoiler:

bhaw
canaan
Corvidae
count2infinity
crayz
doublem
Kraftster
Malkamaniac
MWB
newarenanow
PensFanInDC
pittsports87
redwill
relantel
sdm5055
skullman80
slappybrown
steve784
thehockeyguru
Troy Loney
Zarovich

Spoiler:

On Night 1, cup keeper was Papa Shango'ed by The Nexus.
On Day 1, LITT was beaten to death with steel chairs by the WWE locker room.
On Night 2, the wicked child was crushed with a 350 lb. dumbbell by The Nexus.
On Day 2, mac5155 was put out of his misery by the WWE locker room.

It is now Night 3. PMs to Kicksave and myself, pl0x. Deadline is midnight

[newarenanow]

I take it that that is indy since the Nexus seems to be yellow?

[Malkamaniac]

lol Owen Hart death.

[steve784]

Too soon

[Malkamaniac]

Too soon

lol, don't be a nugget.

[steve784]

I AM NOT A NUGGET!

[Malkamaniac]

I AM NOT A NUGGET!

NUGGET, NUGGET, NUGGET!

[Kicksave]

I AM A WINNER. A SOLE SURVIVOR. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[doublem]

[Corvidae]

bhaw's playing? Holy crap, throw bhaw against the turnbuckle then run and slide out of the ring while grabbing his foot so he falls down and his naardvards get smooshed as he slides into the pole.

[doublem]

What's going on here? Isn't the deadline at 12?

[redwill]

I think it's past the mods' bed-time.

[doublem]

WAKE UP, WE GOTS GAMEZ TO PLAY.

[Kicksave]

write up coming

[Kicksave]

After the taping of Friday Night Smackdown, everyone was packing up and getting ready for their next show. crayz, a young, outspoken member of the locker room, was carrying his bags to the bus when all of a sudden the lights went out. When they came back on, crayz was surrounded by members of The Nexus. crayz, scared out of his mind but slightly aroused, took the beating of his life.

After the attack, it was shown that crayz was

Spoiler:

just a regular member of the WWE Universe.

20 people remain...

Spoiler:

bhaw
canaan
Corvidae
count2infinity
doublem
Kraftster
Malkamaniac
MWB
newarenanow
PensFanInDC
pittsports87
redwill
relantel
sdm5055
skullman80
slappybrown
steve784
thehockeyguru
Troy Loney
Zarovich

Spoiler:

On Night 1, cup keeper was Papa Shango'ed by The Nexus.
On Day 1, LITT was beaten to death with steel chairs by the WWE locker room.
On Night 2, the wicked child was crushed with a 350 lb. dumbbell by The Nexus.
On Day 2, mac5155 was put out of his misery by the WWE locker room.
On Night 3, crayz was attacked by The Nexus on night 3.

It takes 11 to pin. Do it, locker room.

[thehockeyguru]

leg drop MWB

[slappybrown]

leg drop MWB

Whyd you pick MWB after your theory re: him and crayz is now shown incorrect, at least to one of them?

[Malkamaniac]

that's what I'm thinking slappy. I guess he's gotta get a hunch going sooner or later lol.

[thehockeyguru]

I thought one or the other is probably bad.

[newarenanow]

Pin Corvi

[MWB]

I have no problem with a day 1 bandwagon or voting for someone who will be inactive. But to come out and vote for that person a min or two after they post that they wont be around makes me think a baddie can use that as excuse to hop on a bandwagon and not look suspicious.

So basically you think that I was waiting for the exact moment that someone came out with a line like LITT's so I could quickly vote for them? If I had waited 10 minutes, would that have been long enough?

I think your theory is silly, but I'm more suspicious of doublem jumping on your theory.