*** FANTASY WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[MWB]

wow...if i position my window just right i can see seven scattered amongst the posts... it's kind of cool. in any case, my thoughts on relantel stand. i think at the moment it's our best bet to start getting rid of under the radar type players.

Are you willing to sign your death warrant for Day 3? Taking such a stand on Day 2 can get you in trouble if you are wrong. Is that a risk you want to take?

Why would he sign his death warrant? It's day 2 and he said his thoughts are to get rid of an under the radar type. It's not like he's say, "OMG, I know relantel is bad, everyone has to vote him off."

[crayz]

goin to lunch....be back in an hour...

Don't foresee anything really changing so i'll keep my vote as is

[count2infinity]

i'll post this so that this vote is not my "signing my death warrant":

I have nothing to say that relantel is good, nor bad. My vote for him is two fold. First, he did come up 1st in my random.org randomized list. That being said, my location does state that random.org hates me as i've wanted to be a baddie so that i could participate in all facets of this game (good rp, villager, modder, and baddie), however to this point i have yet to be selected to be a baddie, and thus i don't know what baddies are thinking as i've never experienced it myself. Second, he's played games before that he has flown way under the radar and under the radar players tend to bite villages in the butt late in the game.

[Twisted Wrister]

Well, well, well a lot to catch up on. The last game didn't get 9 pages til like day 5.

[Senka]

heres my first post. everyone recognize it.

Soooo this is what ive gathered so far...

1. THG was a regular villager.
2. Kicksave was a regular villager.
3. Don't games usually start with a night phase? Did this one?
4. The picture of the dog "At first I was like..." made me laugh out loud for a good 2 minutes.
5. Random.org gives us a 50/50 chance of finding a bad guy. We do or we don't.
6. I am unfamiliar with the term "death Warrant"
7. I'm tired of school work. I want a real job. Or just not school.
8. Redwill has RED in his name.
9. I have secretly wanted to be a male nurse my whole life.
10. USA trumped Canada.
11. This list is too long.
12. I deemed it important since the opening lines had me speaking such nonsense...

[Twisted Wrister]

I seriously doubt relantel is a baddy, but go with him since random.org doesn't lie go for him.

SLAY relantel

[shafnutz05]

5. Random.org gives us a 50/50 chance of finding a bad guy. We do or we don't.

o rly? That would be assuming that half of the people that are playing are "bad"...not only do I think this is unlikely, but I have no idea how many baddies are in this game. How do YOU know?

[Senka]

say say, what if we're looking at this random list backwards? #2 & #3 were good players. Who's to say its not randomly upside down??



Slay PFIDC...

[Azkar]

5. Random.org gives us a 50/50 chance of finding a bad guy. We do or we don't.

o rly? That would be assuming that half of the people that are playing are "bad"...not only do I think this is unlikely, but I have no idea how many baddies are in this game. How do YOU know?

nope. If you pick someone they are either good or bad. 50/50

[Senka]

5. Random.org gives us a 50/50 chance of finding a bad guy. We do or we don't.

o rly? That would be assuming that half of the people that are playing are "bad"...not only do I think this is unlikely, but I have no idea how many baddies are in this game. How do YOU know?

Clearly Theres a 50/50 change of a regular villager, bad or a good. Its simple statistics.

Hitting the lotto is 50/50. Your number hits or it doesnt. 2 Outcomes when its all said and done...

[jaysmiter]

Vote Count:

relantel - 13 (count2infinity (1), Corvidae (2), pfidc (3), hockeynut! (4), crayz (5), mwb (6), WF (7), mikenike (8), canaan (9), NAN (10), IE (11), beerman (12), TW (13))
Corvi – 2 (tfrizz (1), shaf (2))
c2i - 1 (relantel (1))
pfidc - 2 (redwill (1), senka (2))
NAN - 1 (twc (1))

[shafnutz05]

nope. If you pick someone they are either good or bad. 50/50

lolwut?

What if 8 people in a 32-person game are bad? On the first day, you do a random.org, and just vote for the person at the top. Explain to me how it is a 50/50 chance that the person who you vote for is bad?

I am not disagreeing with the random.org strategy, but Senka should know that it's not truly 50/50...it all depends on the amount of bad people in the game.

[Corvidae]

nope. If you pick someone they are either good or bad. 50/50

lolwut?

What if 8 people in a 32-person game are bad? On the first day, you do a random.org, and just vote for the person at the top. Explain to me how it is a 50/50 chance that the person who you vote for is bad?

I am not disagreeing with the random.org strategy, but Senka should know that it's not truly 50/50...it all depends on the amount of bad people in the game.

He's just teasing Senka cause he says that all the time.

[Senka]

oh. relant is halfway in the grave. my bad.

redeem PFIDC, Slay Relantel

I mustve missed page 7 with the 10 votes on it.

[shafnutz05]

Clearly Theres a 50/50 change of a regular villager, bad or a good. Its simple statistics.

Hitting the lotto is 50/50. Your number hits or it doesnt. 2 Outcomes when its all said and done...

Simple statistics? The odds would be 50/50 good/bad if there were 16 bad guys and 16 good guys. I don't believe that has ever remotely been the case. Just because there are two sides does not mean the odds are 50/50 every time you cast a vote for someone. Can someone please back me up here?!

[Senka]

lolwut?

What if 8 people in a 32-person game are bad? On the first day, you do a random.org, and just vote for the person at the top. Explain to me how it is a 50/50 chance that the person who you vote for is bad?

I am not disagreeing with the random.org strategy, but Senka should know that it's not truly 50/50...it all depends on the amount of bad people in the game.

8/32 = 50/50. Get out yur calculator.

[jaysmiter]

EVERYONE STOP.

VOTE IS OVER.

WRITE-UP COMING.

(AND BEFORE YOU SAY "BUT, ZOMG IT'S ONLY 14" I KNOW. HONESTLY, I KNOW.)

[shafnutz05]

Was Senka being sarcastic too? My meter is WAY off today if that's the case...but it is a Monday.

[shafnutz05]

8/32 = 50/50. Get out yur calculator.

ahhhhhhhh

[newarenanow]

Was Senka being sarcastic too? My meter is WAY off today if that's the case...but it is a Monday.

I think so.

[relantel]

EVERYONE STOP.

VOTE IS OVER.

WRITE-UP COMING.

(AND BEFORE YOU SAY "BUT, ZOMG IT'S ONLY 14" I KNOW. HONESTLY, I KNOW.)

Well i'll make it official then. spare c2i, slay relantel.

[jaysmiter]

In hushed tones and secrecy a cabal of villagers discussed the next vict…err…infected member of the town.

“Well, we were wrong on THG…but Letang’s kill was most triumphant,” count2infinity starts off, “I’m thinking that some of our villagers are acting a bit weird. I mean, relantel hasn’t really said anything in the past day or so…”

“Oh, I completely agree, c2i, who else can be in agreement with this?” queried Hockeynut!

Hesitantly, most of the group’s hands rose, all but one, that is…

Count2infinity sighed. “What’s the matter Corvi?”

“Well, I was just thinking about this Hossa to Det thread and how I wanted to mouth-kiss everyone in it…”

“Hossa to Det…thread? Is that like linen thread? What in the nine hells are you talking about?”

“Oh, nothing. Yeah, I’m down for a relantel vote. He seems like a great candidate for infection,” replied Corvi.

“So, how can we do this…just jump him and end it?” asked PFiDC?

A sly grin formed over IE’s face…”Let me take care of him, I have an idea…”

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Later that day…

A hapless relantel was heading out to go try and grind some experience when he passed IE’s tent…

“Barbarian,” a scantily-clad IE cooed…

Relantel looked around, assuming she wasn’t referring to him. After all, he picked ranger as his class. He was no barbarian, so he continued to walk.

“Ugh…relantel…I was talking to you!” IE mumbled something about him being dense under her breath. She decided to show a little bit more of her leg, which she had dampened with water to make it glisten in the fading daylight. “Would you like to warm yourself by my…fire?”

“Actually, I’m not cold at all. Thank you, though! I’ve gotta be on my way…lots of experience to get today and I’m already behind!”

She let out a monstrous sigh. “Relantel, you mangy cur, I’m using innuendo. Just…just get in my tent. Now!”

Finally (maybe) realizing what she was inferring…he hurriedly rushed in her tent. Where he was promptly met by a swift kick to the crotch.

“I know you have The Darkness, Rel! It’s time to die!”

He fought off as best he could. He attempted to return the crotch shot, but the effects were less than desired. She pummeled him in the back of the head and then pulled out a dagger. She stabbed him over and over and over, she had blood splattered all over her (you see, these people are too dumb to realize disease and infection can be spread via blood…). She then threw his lifeless body into her fire pit...

She screamed, "It is done! Let's see what happens!"

The village rushed to her doorway...

Spoiler:

Relantel, the regular villager, was falsely seduced, crotch-kicked, stabbed, burned to death, and left to sizzle.

...the body sizzled for hours and hours.


27 Villagers remain.

1. slappybrown
2. count2infinity
3. cup keeper (cup keeper, eh? I don’t see any white gloves, son.)
4. mac5155
5. beerman
6. canaan
7. MWB
8. Troy Loney
9. the wicked child
10. Hockeynut!
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
13. Senka
14. Twisted Wrister
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
17. tfrizz
19. crayz
20. shafnutz05
21. newarenanow
22. PensFanInDC
23. IrishEyes
24. Azkar
25. Zarovich
26. Letang Is The Truth
29. redwill
30. npv708

Spoiler:

Day 1 - thehockeyguru was cleaved in twain by an angry village. (page 2)
Night 2 – Kicksave was lied to, kidnapped, poisoned, paralyzed, and eventually murdered. (page 2)
Day 2 – Relantel was falsely seduced, crotch-kicked, stabbed, and burned to death. (page 8)

It is now Night 3.

RPs, you have until 10pm to get your PMs in to both myself and Malkamaniac.

[canaan]

rel, if you are town, you didn't do anything really to defend yourself. sorry, dude, if thats the case.

[canaan]

(well, i guess it was the case)

::night time:: sorry

[relantel]

rel, if you are town, you didn't do anything really to defend yourself. sorry, dude, if thats the case.

There's really not much a defense one can mount at this point, as such defenses tend to be taken as a he must be a baddie...

Good luck, village.