***LOST WARS GAME THREAD***

[wallflower]

Day 8

Our patience and sanity are both wearing thin.

Several of us had been suspicious of Dean Wormer for a while now; coupled with his tendency to relieve himself close to the tents, this made him the perfect target for our frustrations and aggression.

He defended himself pretty well and a few of the survivors were willing to let him slide again until Zarovich pointed out that Troy Loney had stuck up for him a few times around camp. The mere mention of Troy's name caused everyone to go into a violent, mindless frenzy. Obviously, Dean had to be one of The Others.

We quickly brainstormed for as painful of a death possible. cup keeper had just the idea.

We covered Dean in mango & coconut juice and stuck the last of our bread to his now sticky body. cup keeper tied him to a tree near the ocean and let nature do the work for us. Immediately, seagulls from all over the island began pecking at and eating the bread off Dean. At first, he giggled because it kind of tickled. But once the bread crumbs were gone, the seagulls were still hungry and now angry - they began to peck at Dean. He screamed in pain for a while (and, at one point yelled out, "F'ing seagulls!") until, finally, the seagulls had finished him off. We all stood back, proud of ourselves for what we had done.

Spoiler:

Dean Wormer was a regular survivor.

13 survivors remain

Azkar
beerman
canaan
Corvidae
crayz
cupkeeper
LITT
MikeEnIke
NAN
npv
sdm5055
slappybrown
Zarovich

Spoiler:

JarkkoVision, a hapless n00b, drowned on Night 1.
MWB, Hurley (Seer), was beaten to a bloody pulp on Night 1.
dagny, Ben Linus (Leader of the Others), was clubbed and eventually stoned to death on Day 2.
thehockeyguru, a survivor, was bludgeoned with his own novel on Night 3.
shafnutz, a survivor, was stabbed in the eye and covered in tea bags on Night 3.
tfrizz, a survivor, was jellyfished to death on Day 3.
the errey i breathe, a survivor, was tortured and shot execution style on Night 4.
PFIDC, Tom (Other, new leader), scored a hole in one on Day 4.
relantel, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
mac5155, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
Malkamaniac went skinny dipping with lil' sloogers on Night 6.
Troy Loney, Horace Goodspeed (Leader), was decapitated and had his head impaled on a stick on Night 6.
Kicksave, unknown, was decapitated on Night 7.
jwienand, a regular survivor, was tortured with coconuts & shot execution style on Night 7.
c2i, a regular survivor, was eaten alive by a polar bear on Day 7.
jaysmiter, Nikki (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
Senka, Paulo (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
redwill was demolished by the smoke monster on Night 8.
Dean Wormer, a regular survivor, was pecked to death by f'ing seagulls on Day 8.

It is now Night 9
Deadline is 9AM Wednesday
Send all PMs to wallflower and the wicked child

[Dean Wormer]

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.

[newarenanow]

Yeah, half the people playing haven't even voted yet.

I can see if it was one or two, because not everyone can sit at their computer all day, but this is ridiculous.

During the course of the game, several players have PM'd twc & I to apprise us of their various situations and why they haven't been around much. There are a few, however, who are just not participating. We are not happy with them either.

Like I said, some people will have legit reasons not to. Not everyone can sit at their computer all throughout the day.

But when it's 7 or 8 people, for an entire day, all at once, I find that hard to believe that not one of them can come on and vote.

[wallflower]

Yeah, half the people playing haven't even voted yet.

I can see if it was one or two, because not everyone can sit at their computer all day, but this is ridiculous.

During the course of the game, several players have PM'd twc & I to apprise us of their various situations and why they haven't been around much. There are a few, however, who are just not participating. We are not happy with them either.

Like I said, some people will have legit reasons not to. Not everyone can sit at their computer all throughout the day.

But when it's 7 or 8 people, for an entire day, all at once, I find that hard to believe that not one of them can come on and vote.

Did you read my entire post? I was agreeing with you.

[newarenanow]

But when it's 7 or 8 people, for an entire day, all at once, I find that hard to believe that not one of them can come on and vote.

Did you read my entire post? I was agreeing with you. [/quote]

And I was agreeing with our agreement.

Just venting!

[MWB]

If I'm reinstated, I'll vote..... back to dead...

[the wicked child]

The deadline really should have been midnight, but I guess I'll honor it.

[the wicked child]

And for the record, Nikki and Paulo were two of the worst characters ever and I'm glad they're dead.

That was kinda the joke in using them.

The fact that random.org gave those roles to jays and Senka was just icing on the cake.

[wallflower]

The deadline really should have been midnight, but I guess I'll honor it.

My bad. I think I was just so shocked that I got to finally do the write up I miscalculated the time.

[the wicked child]

writeup coming.

Spoiler:

[the wicked child]

Night 9

It was an unsually calm night at camp. The mood was subdued... Corvi wasn't mooning anyone, beerman wasn't singing... it was quite depressing, actually.

Much to our chagrin, we heard an explosion and rushed to investigate. Someone had blown up Letang Is The Truth's tent! There wasn't much left of the tent... or LITT. We found a jumpsuit with a strange name on it, as well as the remains of Kicksave. Strange tidings indeed!

We're not really sure who was responsible, but things had become quite interesting.

Corvidae excused himself to "water NAN's tent" when we saw something which defied belief. A van came barreling out of the jungle and ran him over! I was unable to catch the license plate, but what happened next was unexpected: Corvidae got up, brushed himself off, made an obscene gesture in the direction the van had gone and then went back to watering NAN's tent.

In the commotion, we failed to notice as someone snuck up behind Zarovich and impaled him with a spear. Unfortunately for the perpitrator, Zaro still had a bullet left and his aim was true. We approached the fallen attacker and discovered it was none other than slappybrown! Zaro smiled grimly and dropped over dead.

Stunned silence covered the camp.

Spoiler:

Letang Is The Truth was Roger Linus (Workman, new leader).
Kicksave was Ethan (doctor,new leader).
Zarovich was Sayid (Vigilante)
slappybrown was Mikhail (final leader)

The Others have been eliminated!!!

10 survivors remain

Azkar
beerman
canaan
Corvidae
crayz
cupkeeper
MikeEnIke
NAN
npv
sdm5055

Spoiler:

JarkkoVision, a hapless n00b, drowned on Night 1.
MWB, Hurley (Seer), was beaten to a bloody pulp on Night 1.
dagny, Ben Linus (Leader of the Others), was clubbed and eventually stoned to death on Day 2.
thehockeyguru, a survivor, was bludgeoned with his own novel on Night 3.
shafnutz, a survivor, was stabbed in the eye and covered in tea bags on Night 3.
tfrizz, a survivor, was jellyfished to death on Day 3.
the errey i breathe, a survivor, was tortured and shot execution style on Night 4.
PFIDC, Tom (Other, new leader), scored a hole in one on Day 4.
relantel, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
mac5155, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
Malkamaniac went skinny dipping with lil' sloogers on Night 6.
Troy Loney, Horace Goodspeed (Leader), was decapitated and had his head impaled on a stick on Night 6.
Kicksave, Ethan (doctor, new leader), was decapitated on Night 7.
jwienand, a regular survivor, was tortured with coconuts & shot execution style on Night 7.
c2i, a regular survivor, was eaten alive by a polar bear on Day 7.
jaysmiter, Nikki (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
Senka, Paulo (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
redwill was demolished by the smoke monster on Night 8.
Dean Wormer, a regular survivor, was pecked to death by f'ing seagulls on Day 8.
Letang Is The Truth, Roger Linus (Workman, new leader), was blown up on Night 9.
Zarovich, Sayid (Vigilante), was impaled by a spear on Night 9.
slappybrown, Mikhail (final leader & last remaining Other) was shot by a vengeful Zarovich on Night 9.

It is now Day 9
6 votes to capture
Deadline is 9PM Wednesday

[Letang Is The Truth]

[newarenanow]

WTF!

[Zarovich]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

I got 2 of them at least. Good luck survivors.

[newarenanow]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

I got 2 of them at least. Good luck survivors.

Awesome job!

[canaan]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

I got 2 of them at least. Good luck survivors.

whoa dude. beast mode.

[Azkar]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

I got 2 of them at least. Good luck survivors.

good work!

I'm going to reread the thread and see if I can find anything to go on

[redwill]

Kicksave

Ha Ha Ha.

[redwill]

Sorry. Meant to post that in the dead thread...

[canaan]

capture azkar

Reading back through your posts--i have a hunch.

[Azkar]

That's a waste of our time.

I noticed beerman basically feel off the face of the earth, he was real active before and now he's pretty quiet... I'm betting he got recruited by the orange group.

capture beerman

[the wicked child]

Day 9 vote count

1 Azkar (canaan)
1 beerman (Azkar)

6 votes to capture

[canaan]

That's a waste of our time.

why's that?

[newarenanow]

MikeEnIke has been hanging off the radar too.

I'm going back through the thread and see if anything stick out with him.

Now with this writeup, I'm going back and looking at everyone.

[canaan]

MikeEnIke has been hanging off the radar too.

I'm going back through the thread and see if anything stick out with him.

Now with this writeup, I'm going back and looking at everyone.

not that its an indication of his role at all because i do not know it, but mike is at the beach this week. i texted him yesterday to ask him where the heck he was.