Quotes you like.

[Gaucho]

I've seen Chumbawamba live in 1990 at the AJZ Bielefeld. Man, I'm old.

[FreeCandy44]

"I wanna dip my balls in it!"

-Louie

Whose got something for me??!!!

I always liked...

"Chicken Sandwich Carl!"

[Godric]

[eddysnake]

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

-Clark Gable

[meow]

I didn't have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn't know him that well!

Ernest P. Worrell

[Factorial]

Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

[columbia]

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

- John Maynard Keynes

I use that as a reminder to be appropriately cautious and diversified.

[GaryRissling]

I’ve had such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I’d come out sucking my thumb.
- Ian Holloway

[71Aj66ax87]

"I have no sympathy for goalies. No sympathy at all. My job is to go out there and score goals, and their job is to try and stop me."-Mario Lemieux

[count2infinity]

"Chance favors the prepared mind."
- Louis Pasteur

[shafnutz05]

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

- Louis Pasteur

False. Travis Dane.

[count2infinity]

you had me worried shad... lol. it got that from the book I read while on vacation. seems like the actual quote is:

"In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind."

[Godric]

I'm looking for a Blaise Pascal quote... I tried to find it using google for like an hour the other day and failed.

One of the most incredible things I've ever read and now I can't find it anywhere... its a really long one... a part of it something like "I know not why I was given existence in this space of time" or something like that...

I hate my brain... I wish I could remember it

[meow]

Kids swimming over their heads in propaganda. The only option is to grow gils or drown. It used to be ankle deep, but now it's ten stories high and somehow shallower than ever.

- Dave Grohl

[Mango Salsa]

"That's the worst stig we've ever had." -Jeremy Clarkson

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[tifosi77]

I may be flying a complicated airplane, rushing through space, but in this cabin I'm surrounded by simplicity and thoughts set free of time. How detached the intimate things around me seem from the great world down below. How strange is this combination of proximity and separation. That ground — seconds away — thousands of miles away. This air, stirring mildly around me. That air, rushing by with the speed of a tornado, an inch beyond. These minute details in my cockpit. The grandeur of the world outside. The nearness of death. The longness of life.

— Charles A. Lindbergh

[tifosi77]

Kids swimming over their heads in propaganda. The only option is to grow gils or drown. It used to be ankle deep, but now it's ten stories high and somehow shallower than ever.

- Dave Grohl

Also from Dave Grohl:

Spoiler:

"If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’ll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you’ll hear Nickelback."

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"The McRib looks vaguely similar to ribs in the same way that people who eat them look vaguely similar to people." (H8rs gonna h8)

"In the spirit of Mother's Day... Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

And my favorite: "FRESH POT!!!!!" (some NSFW content)

"That's the worst stig we've ever had." -Jeremy Clarkson

Attack Stig!

[Gaucho]

"Like slavery and apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings. Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life. While poverty persists, there is no true freedom." -Nelson Mandela

[Godric]

" At the end of the day, i have respect for anyone who wants to make a change for themselves and start training and improving their body and health. In my opinion, the gym/training/dieting lifestyle is by far the most fun and rewarding way to live your life. The people that laugh at the overweight/obese people in the gym are a disgrace, i applaud them for having the courage and determination to train and want to make a change for themselves despite the obvious hardships they would face. At the end of the day, its all up to how much you want it yourself. Some people dont care that much and are happy with their bodies and its not a big issue for them, good for them, but for anyone to take the piss out of and ridicule anyone trying their best to lose weight/gain muscle and make a change for themselves, especially if they are finding it hard due to their genetics, make me sick. If you want it, you will get it, and will eventually prove the haters wrong. And that is one of the best feelings a human being can experience."

Zyzz Prah

[viva la ben]

It's much easier to not know things sometimes.

-Stephen Chbosky

[Guinness]

It's much easier to not know things sometimes.

-Stephen Chbosky

True story.

[Gaucho]

Teju Cole tweeted some good stuff about so-called inspirational quotes today.

[Letang Is The Truth]

the road to success is always under construction

[slappybrown]

You guys read too many fortune cookies

[count2infinity]

"You guys read too many fortune cookies"
~slappybrown